I was found on a doorstep in a basket. My great-aunt Hildegard then adopted me. She hated me after she discovered that I was able to be enrolled in college at the age of two and left me out in the woods. I found a pack of wolves and they adopted me. I lived with them until I stumbled across the highway that ran through the woods. I hitchhiked to the nearest town where I started college at the age of 7. I graduated 8 years later with a law degree and am now a lawyer for some of the famous celebrities in Hollywood. I plan to retire at the age of 20 and then cruise around the world for the rest of my life.
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